A Brief Summary Of A Life:
This schmuck was born in the wilds of Western Massachusetts, where he broke his body playing sports and watched as many cartoons as he could between getting home from school and when his parents got home from work. At night he would stay up late obsessing over potent quotables, movie quotes, comedy quotes, writerly quotes, and then eventually would settle into some porn. These cartoons and comedians and clever writers helped shape his comedic sensibilities.
Today he still stays up far too late, but now he's usually drunk or high.
Now that I'm still in my thirties, I'll be honest, I am surprised my favorite color is still "really cool orange."
Gotta be a medium dipper out there. Fifty bucks for first person that owns all those stars.
Yeah, so what, I get banned from a lot of bars for knocking all the drinks on the floor. Big deal. Fight me.
"I don't feel contagious." Truly the most realiable diagnosis.