A Brief Summary Of A Life:

This schmuck was born in the wilds of Western Massachusetts, where he broke his body playing sports and watched as many cartoons as he could between getting home from school and when his parents got home from work. At night he would stay up late obsessing over potent quotables, movie quotes, comedy quotes, writerly quotes, and then eventually would settle into something illicit. These cartoons and comedians and clever writers helped shape his comedic sensibilities.

If you know of Matt and would like to book him or would like his address to mail him unopened alcohol, please reach out through his email address below. Do not call his manager Stephen Lipman. Stephen Lipman does not exist.

E: CapitolBrousseau@gmail.com