A Brief Summary Of A Life:
This schmuck was born in the wilds of Western Massachusetts, where he broke his body playing sports and watched as many cartoons as he could between getting home from school and when his parents got home from work. At night he would stay up late obsessing over potent quotables, movie quotes, comedy quotes, writerly quotes, and then eventually would settle into some porn. These cartoons and comedians and clever writers helped shape his comedic sensibilities.
Today he still stays up far too late, but now he's usually drunk or high.
Crazy that Dick Gregory was the only thing keeping Jerry Lewis alive.
Steve Bannon is out but we never got that White House sex tape. Win some. Lose some.
I'm not saying it's an 'Out Card,' but if you message someone that you're on mushrooms they should interpret after as if you're on mushrooms